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I was looking in the other mirror, located on the adjoining wall, to better see my lover as she applied an array of creams and powders of which I have no understanding to the soft planes and angles of her gorgeous face.
Butthole.
Everyone knows that if I want to stare at myself I go to bed and look up at the hundreds of carefully arranged Polaroids of me flexing (or giving the thumbs-up or lifting my shirt to expose my abs or whatever) that I have painstakingly pinned to the wall.
Then I touch my penis.
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SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS POURED INTO THOSE JEANS.
ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR FACE STILL. DON’T LICK YOUR LIPS. GRACE UNDER PRESSURE.
… I WOULD RIDE THAT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL.
I WOULD BREAK THAT MAN IN HALF.
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Teacher!Blaine…and a kink of his?
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- a character in Doctor Who: Doctor Who?
- me: ohhhhhHHHHHAHHAH YOU DID THE THING
- THEY
- THEY DID THAT THING WHERE THE NAME
- HA
- OHGOD
There’s a type of rose called ‘The Doctor.’
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS
MY SHIPPER HEART.
NO FUCKING WAY :O
GUYS
IT’S PINK AND YELLOW
#so we’re all agreed that the doctor created this in a specially made greenhouse on the tardis before dropping by earth #befriending a kindly gardener #and leaving a few seeds as a casual thank you for the tea #either so he could brag about having literally had a hand in making the field of flowers they’re lunching in mid-date #or probably post-DOOOOMSDAY in an act of insanely creative grieving #right? right.
LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS
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